-> "Every Gal's Obsessed With Shoes"
Original Song Title:
"Everything Comes Down To Poo"
Parody Song Title:
"Every Gal's Obsessed With Shoes"
The Lyrics
(Girlfriend)
Hey! These Have Glitter!
And a heel that’s firm and ample
(Boyfriend)
Guys don’t show their ankles
Ours are covered up in soot
(Girlfriend)
Men have no sense for fashion, dear
Check out my foot!
(Boyfriend)
Oh jeeze…
Every gal’s obsessed with shoes
Always after flip-flops or a tall hooker boot
(Girlfriend)
Oh my gawd! This sandal’s cute!
(Boyfriend)
They only think of shoes
Clerk!
(Shoe store clerk rushes over)
(Clerk)
In a concert of Pink Floyd
Don’t need to get a blister!
You could buy these tennis shoes
Or rob them of your sister!
(Boyfriend)
To you it doesn’t matter
How much the damn thing costs
After spending hours here
I’m starting to get cross
Gah!!!
Every b*tch is nuts ‘bout shoes!!!!!
(Every gal’s obsessed with shoes)
Want some moccasins, or loafers
Want some cleats and sneakers too?
All throughout the world the mind of every girl
Constantly is set on shoes!
(Clerk)
Babes they want to dance with clogs
Those gals from Netherlands
If your psyche don’t scream Nike
We’ve got twelve different brands
(Girl)
To match my skirt
(Clerk)
Try these shoes!
(Woman)
Impress my uncle
(Clerk)
Try these shoes!
(Female)
Tied the knot
(Clerk)
Try these shoes!
(Legless Chick)
A cannon ball shot below my thigh
(Clerk)
Try these shoes
(Legless Chick)
Yeah… But how?
(Clerk)
Your hands now move!
(Clerk focuses back on Girlfriend)
Check out your toes
When you take a stroll
(Boyfriend)
Though they’re worse than the ones that you use to bowl
(Girlfriend)
Shut up!
(Boyfriend)
Every gal’s obsessed with shoes
Pumps, Heels, and Slippers they make you woo
Dear, your foot odor makes an ogre spew
To socks you detest, bid those adieu
Skates and Skis you’ve got a batch
Every gal’s obsessed with…
Shoo-Shoo
Shoo-Shoo
Shoo-Shoo
Shoo-Shoo
Every gal’s obsessed with shoes!!!!
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