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I hate these stupid pop songs
There’s something really, really wrong
You must be in denial, in denial
When you say it's number one
Damn all these stupid pop songs
That go for three minutes long
I think it’s really vile, really vile
When they go number one

Let’s start off with Britney Spears
It just brings me to tears
How she was doing fine
But now she’s lost her mind
Her legacy
Will not last forever (last forever)

And if she ever dies
Before she’s thirty-five
Since, I think her songs suck
D’you think I’ll give a f**k?
Well, the answer
The answer my friends is never (never, never)

That “Baby One More Time” song
One of a kind
It messes up my mind
It’s there to be declined
Oh Lord...
This music is driving me crazy

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Way back in '99
This s**t was played all the time
On shows like MTV
And it should have been a crime
You would never think
That people really liked this music (liked this music)

But it’s gone to the top
Like “Girlfriend” and “MMMBop”
And of course, the Barbie Girl
Who lives in the Barbie World
It came out to be
They’re nothing but one hit wonders (one hit wonders)

See they are really crap songs
Yeah, they’re so crap
I wish they’d shut their traps
Or die from the clap
Oh Lord...
This music is driving me crazy

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Now it’s playin'
And I don’t like it
Please tell me why
Nobody fights it
Can’t take no more
Gonna change the channel (change the channel)

This song is really bad
It’s drivin’ me mad
It’s gone number one
Now that is really sad
To cut this short
I just plain really hate it (really hate it)

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