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Song Parodies -> "Fast Food"
Original Song Title:
"Take You There"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Sean Kingston
Parody Song Title:
"Fast Food"
Parody Written by:
TheDollarMenu
The Lyrics
TheDollarMenu Goes Out To Eat!
COMBO 7!!!
COKE TO DRINK!!!(COKE TO DRINK!!)
HAHA!!
OH!!
GOIN’ SOMEWHERE!!(I GOTTA PEE!!)
GO PEE!!
(Chorus)
I can go to BK
Eat some Whoppers
Hey, I could take you there
Or, I can go to Wendy’s
Drink some Frosty’s
Hey, Wanna come wit me?
You Know I Got TimCards (He got TimCards)
Hey, Wanna Go Wit me? (x2)
(Verse 1)
Hey, I know I’m Bro-o-o-oke, But I got some coupons
Dairy Queen is cross the street,
Hey I could take you there(Take You There)
Lemonade over here, Grilled Hot Dogs way over there, please make a choice very quickly, gonna get no gas! (NO GAS!!)
(Chorus 2)
As long as I got a GPS, We’ll be alright
If were in McDonalds, just stay by my side,
(DAMN RIGHT!!)
If you REALLY want, we can go to Mandarin
It’s all up to you, kids!
(Chorus)
I can go to BK
Eat some Whoppers
Hey, I could take you there
Or, I can go to Wendy’s
Drink some Frosty’s
Hey, Will you have a nugget with me?
You Know I Got TimCards (He got TimCards)
Hey, Wanna Go Wit me? (x2)
(Verse 2)
You can come wit me, No worries, Im no KILLER
Hustle up now, I got work in 5 minutes!
(5 MINUTES)
I am not some Mafia Dude, It’s Delhi, I come from,
There, a roti shop down the street,
Hey, I could Take you there (TAKE YOU THERE)
(Chorus 2)
As long as I got a GPS, We’ll be alright
If were in McDonalds, just stay by my side,
(DAMN RIGHT!!)
If you REALLY want, we can go to Mandarin
It’s all up to you, kids!
(Chorus)
I can go to BK
Eat some Whoppers
Hey, I could take you there
(BLACK MAN GONNA TAKE YOU THERE,LETS GO!)
Or, I can go to Wendy’s
Drink some Frosty’s
Hey, Will you have a nugget with me?
(BLACK MAN GONNA TAKE YOU THERE,LETS GO!)
You Know I Got TimCards (He got TimCards)
Hey, Wanna Go Wit me? (x2)
Or WE, Can Go, To a Place, Dat I REALLY Like
The Drinks, The Meals
The Dumpster! I call it Paradise!
(Chorus)
I can go to BK
Eat some Whoppers
Hey, I could take you there
Or, I can go to Wendy’s
Drink some Frosty’s
Hey, Will you have a nugget with me?
You Know I Got TimCards (He got TimCards)
Hey, Wanna Go Wit me? (x2)
COKE TO DRINK!!!(COKE TO DRINK!!)
HAHA!!
OH!!
GOIN’ SOMEWHERE!!(I GOTTA PEE!!)
GO PEE!!
(Chorus)
I can go to BK
Eat some Whoppers
Hey, I could take you there
Or, I can go to Wendy’s
Drink some Frosty’s
Hey, Wanna come wit me?
You Know I Got TimCards (He got TimCards)
Hey, Wanna Go Wit me? (x2)
(Verse 1)
Hey, I know I’m Bro-o-o-oke, But I got some coupons
Dairy Queen is cross the street,
Hey I could take you there(Take You There)
Lemonade over here, Grilled Hot Dogs way over there, please make a choice very quickly, gonna get no gas! (NO GAS!!)
(Chorus 2)
As long as I got a GPS, We’ll be alright
If were in McDonalds, just stay by my side,
(DAMN RIGHT!!)
If you REALLY want, we can go to Mandarin
It’s all up to you, kids!
(Chorus)
I can go to BK
Eat some Whoppers
Hey, I could take you there
Or, I can go to Wendy’s
Drink some Frosty’s
Hey, Will you have a nugget with me?
You Know I Got TimCards (He got TimCards)
Hey, Wanna Go Wit me? (x2)
(Verse 2)
You can come wit me, No worries, Im no KILLER
Hustle up now, I got work in 5 minutes!
(5 MINUTES)
I am not some Mafia Dude, It’s Delhi, I come from,
There, a roti shop down the street,
Hey, I could Take you there (TAKE YOU THERE)
(Chorus 2)
As long as I got a GPS, We’ll be alright
If were in McDonalds, just stay by my side,
(DAMN RIGHT!!)
If you REALLY want, we can go to Mandarin
It’s all up to you, kids!
(Chorus)
I can go to BK
Eat some Whoppers
Hey, I could take you there
(BLACK MAN GONNA TAKE YOU THERE,LETS GO!)
Or, I can go to Wendy’s
Drink some Frosty’s
Hey, Will you have a nugget with me?
(BLACK MAN GONNA TAKE YOU THERE,LETS GO!)
You Know I Got TimCards (He got TimCards)
Hey, Wanna Go Wit me? (x2)
Or WE, Can Go, To a Place, Dat I REALLY Like
The Drinks, The Meals
The Dumpster! I call it Paradise!
(Chorus)
I can go to BK
Eat some Whoppers
Hey, I could take you there
Or, I can go to Wendy’s
Drink some Frosty’s
Hey, Will you have a nugget with me?
You Know I Got TimCards (He got TimCards)
Hey, Wanna Go Wit me? (x2)
Come Look at my other Parody Here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPz_Go25dDM
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