The sun's 'bout up and I smile a lot
No, I don't want no breakfast
'Cause I gotta go down and do something in the old red barn first
Yeah, I gotta go see 'bout the one that I adore

I milk the cow 'cause it makes me feel right!
It's our time now and it is just so fine, oh!
I could milk the cow for a long, long, long time!
'Cause it's more than chore, it's my delight!

Yeah, I'm the one my Elsie can trust
Hope no one comes to bother us
'Cause yeah, my ma and my pa, they might be a little suspicious
Oh, 'cause I spend all my time in here even after chores

But she's my cow and she makes me feel right!
(yeah, she's my cow!)
I want my cow to be so satisfied, oh!
(I love my cow!)
Can't refuse my cow or that look in her eyes!
'Cause it's more than chore, it's loving time!!!!!!

*guitar solo*

Crazy 'bout my cow!!!!
('cause she's my cow!)
Cow!!!!!
(I love my cow!!!)

Yeah, she's my cow and she treats me so right!
(yeah, she's my cow!)
I sleep here now 'cause that is what we like, oh!
(I love my cow!)
I'll stay with my cow for the rest of my life!
'Cause she's more than chore, she is my wife!