Peering out the window
Of my tenth story apartment
But they can't see me now
Using binoculars
To spy on everyone on the block, yea
Quite a sight now
Never get a suntan
Cause I never leave the building
And I'm nuts as heck but I don't care
Cause I don't ever go nowhere
I'm just a psycho day by day

Stalk along with me
Stalk along with me
Won't you stalk with me?
Stalk if you're crazy

Looking up phone numbers
Nobody even gave me
And they hang up their phone
When I start phoning
And saying real weird stuff to them
And I start to zone
Until I hear a siren
Breaking up my psychotic episode
Happens all the time but that's okay
"Nuts is as nuts does" my momma say
You got to take it day by day

Stalk along with me
Stalk along with me
Won't you stalk with me?
Stalk if you're crazy

I still believe I can spy
I'm a spier, a spier
I will conceive an alibi
I'm a liar, a liar
Liar, a liar

Wigging out, going nuts, tripping on a delusion
Saying crazy things in my mental confusion
Spyings and lurkings just like Tony Perkins
In those Psycho movies, especially the first one
Crazy freak, lazy geek
I'm all that and more each and every week
I and me, can't you see
I've got more than one personality

Stalk along with me
Stalk along with me
Won't you stalk with me?
Stalk if you're crazy

Stalk along with me
Stalk along with me
Won't you stalk with me?
Stalk if you're crazy