Chorus:

Honey came in and she caught me brown-handed
Cooking with the girl nextdoor
Picture this we were both caught making
Fudge on the bedroom floor
How could I forget that I had
Made it extra sticky
All this time she was standing there
She never took her hands off me

Verse 1:

How you give the woman access to your vanilla
Trespass and a witness all the making of the filler
You better wash the carpet or she turn into a killer
Let's review the situation that you're stuck up inna
Now to be a true player you gotta know how to wash
If she even talk all night give her a nosh
Never admit to her what it cost
And if she claim saya tell her "that's a load a tosh"

Hook:

Left the ingredients on the counter... wasn't me
She saw me sticking to the sofa... wasn't me
I tried to wash off in the shower... wasn't me
I even got some in her camera... wasn't me
It stuck the shirt on my shoulder... wasn't me
Burnt holes like a solder... wasn't me
She saw the sweet getting browner... wasn't me
She stayed until it boiled over... wasn't me

Honey came in and she caught me brown-handed
Cooking with the girl next door
Picture this we were both caught making
Fudge on the bathroom floor
I had tried to keep her from what
She was about to see
Why should she believe me if I
Told her it was toffee

Verse 2:

Make she know that she really no right to vex
Never you see she eat a bit herself
Mad else what flavour you put in the complex
Seeing is believing but it's time to change the test
You know when to put in a hole heap of things from the last
All the little evidence you know butter would mask
Quick with your answer and know how to cook
And if she back soon you better know fast

Hook & Chorus

Bridge:

Want to tell her that I'm sorry for the
Stain that I've caused
You've been sticking to your reasoning
It makes no sense at all
Need to tell her that I'm sorry for the
Stain that I've caused
You may think that you're a player
But you're completely lost