(knocking)
MUM:Hey, Son
SON:Yo, Mum
MUM:Open Up boy!
SON:What do you want mum?
MUM: You know exactly what
SON:What's wrong with you?
MUM:I don't know how the hell you did it'K
SON:DID WHAT?!
MUM:The icecream box is empty, you know?
SON:Um..
MUM:I know your eating in your room!
SON: Oh no!
MUM: Alright, now OPEN up...

(Son)
Mummy came in and she caught me red-handed
Eating in my room at home
picture this she had angry red eyes
and she threw away my icecream cone

I knew I should've went out for some burger and fries instead
But now I'm stuck inside my room just licking icecream stains off my bed

(Mum)
How can you display this inappropriate behavior
Eating in your room and make a big mess for the cleaner
You better watch yourself before I ground you forever
Or make you eat your veggies until you start going greener
To stay in good shape sometimes you gotta starve
Not just eat and have nothing come out of the ass
I never wanna see you up here with food in your hand
Well do you understand the words I just said young man?

Mum: I'm gonna put you on a diet
Son: But, Mummy..
Mum: Oh yes I am, you can't deny it
Son: But, Mummy..
Mum: Don't even try to start a riot
Son: But, Mummy
Mum: You're getting me all mad and fired!
Son: But, Mummy
Mum: And all these drips on your bed
Son: But, Mummy
Mum: Have you licked all them yet?
Son: But, Mummy
Mum: Next time you better use your head
Son: But, Mummy
Mum: Or you'll lose it instead!!

(Son)
Mummy came in and she caught me red-handed
Eating in my room at home
picture this she had angry red eyes
and she threw away my icecream cone

I knew I should've went out for some milkshakes and sweets instead
Now some peanut butter on celery is what I'm being fed

(Mum)
Why are you taking so long in the shower?
You've been in the bathroom for more than an hour,
You better be quick before you miss tonight's dinner
The special is a sprig of parsley on a shiny platter
How about a cup of freshly made wheatgrass juice?
Drink it up and try very hard not to puke
Finally, dessert:a pudding made of tofu
And there we have:a diet that best suits you

Mum: How are you going with the diet?
Son: Um, Mummy
Mum: Oh I can see that you enjoy it!
Son: Um, Mummy
Mum: You don't really have to deny it
Son: Um , Mummy
Mum: But then your making me so tired!
Son: Um, Mummy
Mum: And all these drips on your bed
Son: Um, Mummy
Mum: I see you've done what I said
Son: Um, Mummy
Mum: Next time you better use your head
Son: Um, Mummy
Mum: Or you'll lose it instead!!

(Son)
Mummy came in and she caught me red-handed
Eating in my room at home
picture this she had angry red eyes