-> "No Matter, No Matter"
Original Song Title:
"Whenever, Wherever"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"No Matter, No Matter"
Parody Written by:
#137431715
The Lyrics
No matter, no matter
Lucky I was born that far away, so
people haven't seen my old porn pictures.
Lucky I'm not as thin as Christina
So people won't think that we are sisters.
My hair was too dark, I made it blonde, and
I have learnt how to shake my body
I have never known that there's more than
Five hundres ways to fake somebody.
Le do lo lo lo le
le do lo lo lo le
They won't see
That I'm just a fake!
No matter, no matter
That I won't be much better
I'll be like them, just the same
I know it's not a shame
No wonder, no wonder
That in one day I got blonder
I'll be like them, I'm gonna make
Just another great one fake
Lucky there's no drunk men at my concerts
(Dad calls me "Britney" by 6 Brandys)
Lucky I don't look like 15 ys old
So they don't confuse me with Mandy
Lucky I got small breast with grandious butt
I gonna wake up sleeping passions
I don't have to be ashamed for this sizes
Someone else brought it to fashion
Le do lo lo lo le
Le do lo lo lo le
I'm a fake
I'm just a fake!
No matter, no matter
Who's gonna be paid better
Our lifestyle will be the same
I know it's not a shame
No wonder, no wonder
I'm thinner up than under
I got this shape my dear
Because I drank too much beer
Le do lo lo lo le
Le do lo lo lo le
I'm a fake
I'm just a fake!
Le do lo lo lo le
Le do lo lo lo le
That's my name,
I say it again:
Le do lo lo lo le
I Tell you one more time
Before I get
Lost in your mind
No matter, no matter
That I just won't be much better
I'll be like them, just the same
I know it's not a shame
No wonder, no wonder
That in one day I got blonder
I'll be like them, I'm gonna make
Just another great one fake
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