-> "Please (Leave Her Alone)"
Original Song Title:
"Objection (Tango)"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Please (Leave Her Alone)"
Parody Written by:
Mel Kleindienst
The Lyrics
It's not her fault that she's not what you want
From a twenty six year old Colombian swan
But you don't have to repeat it every second
'Cause when it comes to me, you should know
I won't hate her
So please, get someone else to pick on
That gives you the attention
I am normally neutral but I must now protest
But it's not my test
Of her ability, she appears to have some more
Considering she's knocking the door
Please, go, and find another
She doesn't deserve this
Next to Britney, she may appear chestless
So what, mine's more like a real miss
But you've got to know she earns more doe
That you could ever really try to do
So leave her alone
So please, get someone else to pick on
That gives you the attention
I am normally neutral but I must now protest
But it's not my test
Of her ability, she actually has some more
Considering she's knocking the door
Please, go, and find another
She doesn't, no, no, no, no, no
I wish I didn't have to really tell you
But if it's what you want then I'll do
This is up to you
You're pathetic and sardonic
This is really truly psychotic
This game is free
But you don't know me
So just listen, take it in
Or ignore this pun
But don't count on me
To defend you against she
So please, get someone else to pick on
That gives you the attention
I am normally neutral but I must now protest
But it's not my test
Of her ability, she appears to have some more
Considering she's knocking the door
Please, go, and find another
She doesn't deserve this
No she don't
No, she don't
Deserve this
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Please go and find another
(Deserve this)
Please go and find another
(Shakira)
Doesn't deserve this
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