You're a dog,
Stepping all over my lawn,
Don't get me wrong,
This might sound to you a bit odd,
But you are a man
With real stinky feet,
Maybe you should wash -
But let me tell ya.....

Underneath your toes,
There's a dirty fungus,
That is where it grows,
It is so humongous,
And all the things I deserve
For puttin up with your stink, honey!

Because of you -
I've begun to plug my nose
Because of you -
I just can't stand the sight of toes!
When your shoes are on,
And your feet are covered
That's when we belong
With each other....

Underneath your toes,
Ther's a dirty fungus,
That is where it grows,
It is so humongous,
And all the things I deserve
For puttin up with your stink, honey!
(REPEAT)

Your feet stink more than all thats on the planet!
Yucky, dirty, stinky, smellin'
You know its true
And no, its not funny
You better just believe it
If every time you bathed you washed your feet they
Might not be so stinky
But like a big pile of poopy,
Your feet are really stinky!

Underneath your toes,
Ther's a dirty fungus,
That is where it grows,
It is so humongous,
And all the things I deserve
For puttin up with your stink, honey!