You're a bong
Sculpted by a hippie god
Don't get me wrong
Your funny face still looks a bit odd
But all the suns ray's
Are blocked out by the shadows
Cast under your nose
That's where it's darkest
Underneath your nose
There's a massive cold sore
There's the mouth I chose
Watch the blood and pus pour
And all the things I deserve
For being such a cheap whore, honey
Because of you I've got a red rash on my thigh
Because of you whenever I pee it makes me cry
When my warts are gone
When impotence is over
We will still both have
Oral Herpes
Underneath your nose
There's a massive cold sore
There's the mouth I chose
Watch the blood and pus pour
And all the things I deserve
For being such a cheap whore, honey
Underneath your nose
There's massive cold sore
There's the mouth I chose
Watch the blood and pus pour
And all the things I deserve
For being such a cheap whore
For being such a whore
Your nose is like an interstellar planet
Creating itsa owna graviTAY
Somehow I'm still drawn to it
And I almost don't believe it
And like your chest it's flatter than a pancake
Were you hit with a frying pan?
Objects that appear in your mirror
Are flatter than they seem
Underneath your nose
There's a massive cold sore
There's the mouth I chose
Watch the blood and pus pour
And all the things I deserve
For being such a cheap whore
For being such a cheap whore