No fighting no fighting for Shakira
Yeah! Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go Stupid
And my Hips Do Lie I ate too much so now I'm all fat and depressed
I'm so fat I ate too much just watch my latest video
Just go to Google and type in Shakira then click on videos and you'll see me in a bikini very fat it's so depressing so just laugh at me please
I have a confession I need you please so don't download that video because you'll send it to CBS, ABC, NBC, MTV, VH1, Disney Channel, and FOX
I can't stand it I'm in newspapers I'm gonna be all over the world
My Hips do lie but since my body's so fat I can't be sexy until I'm skinny
The first person who makes me will come out in my latest video called "Fatso"
With all this I'm high in Cholesterol and I can't be sexy if I'm not skinny so I'm gonna need to get Pizza so I can eat Pizza every day so that I'll be skinny
Just favor me please
But in my videos my hips get digitalized
So that's why My Hips Do Lie
My Hips Do Lie I don't know why
Yeah!!!!

PART II WRITTEN BY UNEXPECTEDDEC

I am on the run and My Hips Do Lie and now I'm all fat yeah yeah
As you can see now I'm ordering Pizza every day from Dominos'
But the problem is I'm getting all fat but the thing on the commercial on the LieWork channel says that it will help me get skinny its probably just something with this week's pepperoni it must be better next week or I'll switch to Pizza Hut
Yeah my new video just came that's not "Fatso" and it's a duet with Justin Timberlake
My love for him burns with the intensity of a thousand suns but I can't tell anyone that because then I'll be on the cover of all the "People" magazines about our secret marriage just like Star Wars Episode Two I would be all depresses if I did that
And I secretly hate being a music star my mom forced me to I still live with her and I'm 74 already I just put makeup on to make me look like I'm 27
I don't know how to dance just watch the "Hips Don't Lie" video and I'm not dancing good my hips are digitalized also I already said that but I wanna say it again for no reason
And I really think I'm a loser because I switched to the Pizza Hut plan and it's worse I'm switching to Jewel's Pizza and It's making me fatter also I don't know what to do
I'll have to be fat my whole life
I hate Pizza now I'll just have to start making parodies now and do duets with Weird AL Yankovic instead of Justin Timberlake like a parody of "SexyBack" called "PizzaBad"
I'm obnoxious and I don't wanna be a music store anymore and I lied in "Hips Don't Lie" because when Jean talks like that he doesn't make me go mad he makes me sing bad and go crazy and stupid
I hate the music business
And that's why My Hips Do Lie I don't know why
And my Hips Do Lie I ate too much so now I'm all fat and depressed
My Hips Do Lie I lied in Hips Don't Lie
My Hips Do Lie
I don't know why
Yeah!!!!!!