-> "It Only Hurts When I'm Teaching"
Original Song Title:
"It Only Hurts When I'm Breathing"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"It Only Hurts When I'm Teaching"
The Lyrics
I'm just the teacher that teaches the class
You're just the student that didn't pass
Unfortunately
But don't blame me
I'm not surprised that you're as angry as hell
But there's no one to blame except yourself
It's offensive you know
And it hurts me so...
(Chrous):
But it only hurts when I'm teaching
My voice is only horse if I'm screeching
I'll only be fired if I'm breeching
So, I clear my throat
Begin to gloat
Don't think I'm lying and I'm a-wanting sympathy
I'm telling the truth, but it don't set me free
The pain's still there
But I don't care...
(Chrous)
It only hurts when I teach...
No, it still hurts
But mark my words...
(Chrous)
(It only hurts) Hurts when I'm teaching
(My voice is only horse) Only horse if I'm screeching
(I'll only be fired) Fired if I'm breeching
It only hurts when I teach...
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