This is wonderful! I love it, and the lyrics are clever. I enjoyed reading these lyrics! Thanks for the laughs! I thought I was the only one who felt like this. Thank God! Katie.

Thanks Katie, I'm glad you enjoyed it! It's always nice (and sometimes too easy) to take shots at those singers who sell out, and then wonder why their career never quite has the same success...thanks for your comment!

I wrote a song about you Mike, to the tune of "Man! I Feel Like A Woman!" You blow Mike C'mon! You've said some nasty things Half of which you didn't mean But we all act weird when we get drunk You've dissed a superstar Jealous is what you are Get your spouse to slam your head in the trunk Ouch! You're such a bunch of duces Quit making excuses You're jealous cuz your not a fan Your parody really sucks But I couldn't give a f *** Cuz unlike you, I'm not American... The best thing about being "Mike Armstrong" Is that you get to go to work without your pants on Uh-uh-oh Go get a life Go get a wife Enough with your rants Put on some pants Uh-uh-oh Really act strange but that's the same old for you Uh-uh-oh Dis all the singers We stick up our fingers Shania's upset Get off of debt Uh-oh-oh Don't know who you are But I think I heard you say... Man! I think I'm a woman! The queers need a break So tonight you're gonna take The chance to get on people's nerves Well you struck a chord with me But quite honestly You're not worth getting perterberd... The best thing about being "Mike Armstrong" Is that you get to go to work without your pants on Uh-uh-oh Go get a life Go get a wife Enough with your rants Put on some pants Uh-uh-oh Really act strange but that's the same old for you Uh-uh-oh Dis all the singers We stick up our fingers Shania's upset Get off of debt Uh-oh-oh Don't know who you are But I think I heard you say... Man! I think I'm a woman! Uh-oh...oh, yeah! Oh, yeah The best thing about being "Mike Armstrong" Is that you get to go to work without your pants on (on) on Uh-uh-oh Go get a life Go get a wife Enough with your rants Put on some pants Uh-uh-oh Really act strange but that's the same old for you Uh-uh-oh Dis all the singers We stick up our fingers Shania's upset Get off of debt Uh-oh-oh Don't know who you are But I think I heard you say... (Heard you say) Man! I think I'm a woman! Uh-uh-oh yeah Act totally queer Can't you see me C'mon C'mon C'mon Homos I think I'm a woman! Dedicated to Mike Armstrong-it's okay Mike, we're all attracted to one sex or the other

This is the gayest parody I've ever read in my life!

(ABC) This is why I don't listen to the radio anymore. Looks like it's about the same as it was 25 years ago! Good parody!

(ABC) Your vote count's going up, up, up! Good job.

DKTOS, but 455.

Nice one Mike, you've made Shania that much better!

5'd. I lack anything else to say, due to timing constraints.

Pretty good. I struggled with the pacing in places though.

DKTOS, but I've heard all the other Shania songs you mention, so I can imagine what it sounds like. And I like it.

If you need evidence that the line between country and rock is forever blurred, consider that Shania Twain and Def Leppard are produced by the same Mutt.

Finally, having read the other comments, I have to ask: Do y'all REALLY get to go to work without your pants on? 'Cause that would ROCK.

Originally posted by whitebread: "If you need evidence that the line between country and rock is forever blurred, consider that Shania Twain and Def Leppard are produced by the same Mutt." So what?

"This website has no respect for my clients talent. Better parodies than this are overlooked by the powers that be and in this hypocrytical world that we live in, injustices like these will not be tolerated by me or by the powers TO be. We, the people of non-third world countries don't appreciate the lack of intelligence or profane, ignorant comments associated by such vulgarity. This is a fault. It is not my fault and it is not that of the websites fault...but it is a fault. And faults will not be tolerated. The associative press, and I, Paul Heyman, have reached the point of no return. We have reached a point in which no force of nature and no act of God can stop us. I, Paul Heyman, has reached the point of ignorance. And not that such a valid statement would go unnoticed...but I will give thrity days of notice. I will give thrity days Mike Armstrong....You have some choices...don't make the wrong ones." -Paul Heyman, 04/0704

Spaff.com would you please shut the hell up!

Dude you suck. I wish you'd find a better way to channel you're creative ability. For one thing, the parody isnt that good, some of the rhyme is slant and and the meter is often off. Write your own stuff rather than making fun of someone else's material. That is so lame.

THis parody completly SUCKED