Song Parodies -> "That Girl's Butt Is The Biggest"

Original Song Title:

"The First Cut Is The Deepest"

Original Performer:

"That Girl's Butt Is The Biggest"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I saw this one teenager at the mall
But there was something that made me apalled
And that girl, she caught my eye
My eyes went straight for her butt
Baby I know it sounds real weird but you know...

That girl's butt is the biggest
Baby it's huge
That girl's butt is the biggest
But when it comes to being slim, she's the worst
I bet she never tried Atkins for her girth

It still wiggles from side to side
When she walks by, the children hide
And the earthquakes have jarred up my mind
She should get on Weight Watchers, yeah
Baby, her fat has taken over you know...

That girl's butt is the biggest
Baby it's huge
That girl's butt is the biggest
But when she comes cutting down her size
I said girl, "Lay off the soda and fries."

It still wiggles from side to side
When she walks by, the children hide
And the earthquakes have jarred up my mind
She should get on Weight Watchers, (Weight Watchers)
Baby, her fat has taken over you know...

That girl's butt is the biggest
Baby it's huge
That girl's butt is the biggest
But when it comes to being slim, she's the worst
I bet she never tried Atkins for her girth

That girl's butt is the biggest, baby it's huge
That girl's butt is the biggest, diet on Atkins

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Paul Robinson - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Kyle B - Heavy Duty parody!! Excellent job from start to finish...5-5-5.

Birgitta - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment

Now why would somebody 1 you for a "big butt" parody?Goodness,that's stupid. I gotta big butt & I thought it was hilarious.Anyway..GJ Kyle!

Forrest Emerine - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment

Rod Stewart was the original artist, you know.

Suzie Cream Cheese - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment

That may be true, Forrest. But Sheryl Crow covered the song, and this parody is based on her version. Why don't you read the top, where it says "Based On The Performance By..." before you go spouting off? >rolleyes<

Aaerni - March 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Actually, this song was written by Cat Stevens.

some guy - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Aareni, lots of times the person who writes a song will be different than the person who performs it.

charlie - April 25, 2008 - Report this comment

you guys r drama this was kool i back u up paul robinson 5-5-5

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