-> "Not Votin' for John (Kerry)"
Original Song Title:
"Soak up the Sun"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Not Votin' for John (Kerry)"
The Lyrics
He's like a communist
Tells people he's a hero
I can't afford his tax
So I'm stuck here choosing Dub-ya
His medals aren't truthful
His words mean diddly-squat
If that is what you want
You'd better pray to God
I'm not votin' for John
Gonna tell everyone to wisen up
Gonna tell them that he's
Found Bush is to blame
For everything that's lame, he wears me out.
I'm not votin' for John
I'm not votin' for John
They just keep addin' Jobs
But it's not near enough
To find the thing it takes
To just make Kerry shut up
Every time I look around
He's flippin' floppin' all over town
think that something's wrong, don't you?
Think he's just a stupid fool
Voting Dem is crazy too!
I'm not votin' for John
Gonna tell everyone to wisen up
Gonna tell them that he's
Found Bush is to blame
For everything that's lame, he wears me out.
I'm not votin' for John
Gonna tell everyone to wisen up
Gonna tell them that he's
Found Bush is to blame
For everything that's lame, he wears me out.
He wears me out.
I'm not votin' for John
I'm votin' for Bush so we...can live on..
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