Song Parodies -> "Block Out The Sun"

Original Song Title:

"Soak Up The Sun"

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Original Performer:

Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"Block Out The Sun"

Parody Written by:

Will Sowers

The Lyrics

A few years ago, I read an article on a news site that said that the U.S. was urging scientists to block out the sun. As I read that, the song "Soak Up The Sun" by Sheryl Crow came to mind, and I was inspired to write this parody.

My friend the Democrat
Told me to stop pollution
"Block out that glowing mass
Now there's a cheap solution"
I have a PHD
But I don't have common sense
They told me to cross the line
So I'm gonna jump the fence

I'm gonna block out the sun
Gonna kill everyone
To fix our mistake (I'm gonna tell 'em that)
They've got themselves to blame
I have to put out the flame
'cause they were hogs
O I'm gonna block out the sun
I'm gonna block out the sun

I've got a high-paying job
Some say it pays too much
To come up with hare-brained schemes
To blow everybody up
Every time I turn around
Another problem's comin' down
Maybe something's wrong with you
That makes you waste the way you do
Maybe i am foolish too

I'm gonna block out the sun
Gonna kill everyone
To fix our mistake (I'm gonna tell 'em that)
They've got themselves to blame
I have to put out the flame
'cause they were hogs
O I'm gonna block out the sun
I'm gonna block out the sun

I'm gonna block out the sun
While I still can
I'm gonna block out the sun
Before it blows up on Man
I don't own oil companies
But I'm still the king of you
You own the whole wide world, but buddy
I can end your reign when I want to
Every time I turn around
Another problem's comin' down
Maybe something's wrong with you
That makes you waste the way you do
Maybe i am wasteful too

I'm gonna block out the sun
Gonna kill everyone
To fix our mistake (I'm gonna tell 'em that)
They've got themselves to blame
I have to put out the flame
'cause they were hogs
O I'm gonna block out the sun
I'm gonna block out the sun

I'm gonna block out the sun
Got my eco-suit on
So I can live on.

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