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Song Parodies -> "Greene Finger"
Original Song Title:
"Goldfinger"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Shirley Bassey
Parody Song Title:
"Greene Finger"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
I've started to like QUANTUM OF SOLACE after a few viewings, but I still don't care for the theme song. Here's a more traditional tribute to the film's villain, Dominic Greene.
Greene Finger
He's the man, the man with Polanski's puss
An evil wuss
Thus, a mean finger
Buying up, the stuff that's worth more than gold
His water's cold
H2O he will pour up your nose
And no telling what else, I suppose
For an oily girl, knows when he's dipped her
It's the dip of death, from mister
Greene Finger
Beckons you to jump in his lake of sin
But don't dive in
Stay away from his desert abode
If you go there, you just might explode
When he catches you, trying to sneak out
He will grab an axe, and freak out
Greene Finger
Pretty girl, you're not what excites him so
It's H2O
He loves H2O, H2O
He loves H2O, H2O
H2 OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
He's the man, the man with Polanski's puss
An evil wuss
Thus, a mean finger
Buying up, the stuff that's worth more than gold
His water's cold
H2O he will pour up your nose
And no telling what else, I suppose
For an oily girl, knows when he's dipped her
It's the dip of death, from mister
Greene Finger
Beckons you to jump in his lake of sin
But don't dive in
Stay away from his desert abode
If you go there, you just might explode
When he catches you, trying to sneak out
He will grab an axe, and freak out
Greene Finger
Pretty girl, you're not what excites him so
It's H2O
He loves H2O, H2O
He loves H2O, H2O
H2 OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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Another perfectly paced song. Very well done. By the way, I don't vote numerically, so it appears someone else liked it, too.
Much better theme song. Now if they could've had a better title than Quantum...
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