Ready or not, it's a pitiful day, it's a pitiful day, okay?
Ready or not, it's a pitiful day, everything isn't quite okay

It is pitiful when people just called you "farty pants"
And it is pitiful when you just attempt to forget romance
Every week of month and every day of week
You've played too much Halo 2 and you're always being a freak

Ready or not, it's a pitiful day, it's a pitiful day, okay?
Ready or not, it's a pitiful day, everything isn't quite okay

Your homemade Star Trek uniform isn't impressing me
When are you gonna try to work that Slurpie machine
Ready or not, it's a pitiful day, it's a pitiful day, okay?

Don't be surprised, your life's a joke
Impoverished like a weakling, weakling
Your brain's unused the way you said
That were just always out of your own mind (out of your own mind)

Ready or not, it's a pitiful day, it's a pitiful day, okay?

Don't be amazed, cause everyone
Is gonna laugh in front of you, of you
You think your dog can play fetch
By itself, you'll never grow a clue (never grow a clue)
Even when you're 42 (when you're 42)

Ready or not, it's a pitiful day, it's a pitiful day, okay?
Ready or not, it's a pitiful day, everything isn't quite okay

It is pitiful when you're always smellin' very repulsive
And it is pitiful when you're totally obsessive compulsive
Every day of month, you've acted like a circus freak
You've played Halo 2 for 27 hours this week