-> "I Lost A Fight"
Original Song Title:
"Across The Night"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Lost A Fight"
The Lyrics
I lost a fight
Must be the hundredth time it's happened
I lost a fight
Seems every day somebody hurts me
Folks get mad
When I yell annoying insults
Revenge is had
When they all beat me to a pulp
There's pain and there's suffering
But these beatings don't teach me a thing
No, I never ever learn from these beatings
I lost a fight
Must be the thousandth time it's happened
I lost a fight
Seems every day I get my butt kicked
I lost a fight
I lost a fight
I lost a fight, and
Woke up in an ICU bed
Bloodied and sore
Without a tooth still intact in my mouth
I'm in pain, I'm suffering
But these beatings don't teach me a thing
My lesson is never learned from these beatings
I lost a fight
Must be the millionth time it's happened
I lost a fight
Now I need medical attention
I lost a fight
I lost a fight
I lost a fight, and
Woke up in an ICU bed
I woke up in an ICU bed
I'm no good at fighting
I never get a punch in
Now whose turn is it to fight me?
Are you gonna beat me up?
Hear me between punches
Shouting, "Uncle, uncle, uncle!"
Oh, I never win at all
Whose turn is it to fight me?
Oh, I never win at all
Whose turn is it to fight me?
Are you gonna beat me up?
After all the violence
I lie and bleed in silence
Whose turn is it to fight me?
After all the violence
I lie and bleed in silence
Whose turn is it to fight me?
Are you gonna beat me up?
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