I live out in the ocean.
Where there's not much commotion
(and the) sea critters are quiet and calm.

I play the clarinet for fun.
I like to catch some sun.
But there is one annoying pest.
Who is always getting me overstressed.
He wears square clothes.

I'm just a squid.
Who lives next to SpongBob.
I'm just a squid.
We work at the same job.

Everyone thinks that I'm a bore and that SpongeBob is
Plenty more fun than me...alright.

Now down in Bikini Bottom.
There are times I caught 'em,
Telling him to act like his age.

He tells me that he will go try it.
He's never quiet.
One promise that he never kept.
It's the reason why I have always wept.
I feel ashamed.

I'm just a squid.
Who lives in a stone slab.
I'm just a squid.
Who works for a cheap crab.

Taking orders from all the fish in the water is
Fun for SpongeBob, not me...

It is now quite clear to me
He is friends with everybody.
Patrick Starfish and Sandy.
That evil Plankton and his pet snail Gary.

But I would like him to leave forever.

I'm just a squid. (x5)

I'm just a squid.
Who would like to move out.
I'm just a squid.
Who needs respect, no doubt.

Nobody's sad that I'm upset at SpongeBob and
Everyone's glad I want to move from their city.

I'm just a squid.
Who just signed a contract.
I'm just a squid.
That's ready and all packed.

Nobody cares I'm on a bus and leaving them.
Nobody knows that I'm packed up and leaving them.
One final glance, I turn around in my bus seat to
See SpongBob sitting on...my right.

I look at him in fright.

His smile is so bright.

I'm his dear squid...this bites.