What are these furry things?
That like to move around
Are they dolls in really fat sweaters?
What are they trying to do?
Brainwash poor little kids
Just like that purple gay dino

They are driving me insane
When they giggle so loud
They're twirling all around
Inside my head
They're really driving me nuts
I want to kill them
(chorus)
'Cuz they dance too much
And they blink their eyes
Why they're just those crazy
Boobahs
They want kids to motivate
They want them to say that
"We're like those crazy
Boobahs"

I try not to think
About those hypnotized people
That watch this freakin' show
The storypeople
With their idiotic smiles
It just makes me want to scream
They are driving me insane
When they giggle so loud
They're twirling all around
Inside my head
Maybe they're homosexuals
I'll just say they're queer

I wonder why Boobahs are on T.V
I wonder why they're trying to be gay
Little kids are freaks if they
Think this show is the bomb
I want to pulverize those assholes!

( repeat chorus)