-> "Dissect"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Perfect"
 (MP3)  
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Dissect"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Hey just look at me
Thinking about Biology
What was I supposed to do again?
And do you think I'm wasting time with a dead frog, and a scalpel too.
But it hurts when I cut the frog wrong.
And now I try hard to fake it
But it's making me nauseated now
I'm never going to cut it with out feeling like poo
I can't just cut that
I'm alright
And you can exchange me
'Cuz I lost it all
My lunch got lost forever
I'm sorry
I can not dissect
Now it's too late
And my work has to be back
I'm sorry
I can not dissect
I try not to think 
About the I see organs all inside
Did you know Bill Nye used to be my hero?
All the days I spent in biology
Now it's all due today
And my teacher won't let it last another day
And now I try hard to fake it
I'm about to lose my cookies now
I'm never going to see inside of you
I can't stand another sight
And cutting open frogs is never alright
Cuz I lost it all
My lunch didn't last for dinner
I'm sorry I can't just dissect
Now just it's too late
And I can't take my grade back
I'm sorry
I can't just dissect
Nothing's going to change the frog that's dead
Nothing's going to get me my A again
Please don't force me back
I can't believe it can be this hard
Just want to study too
Cuz you don't understand
Cuz I lost it all
The notes can't last for forever
I'm sorry I can't just dissect
Now it's too late
And I can't take my grade back
I'm sorry
I can't just dissect
 
Cuz I lost it all
My lunch didn't last forever
I'm sorry I can't just dissect
Now it's too late
And I can't take my grade back
I'm sorry
I can't just dissect
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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