-> "This Is My School Life"
Original Song Title:
"Welcome To My Life"
Parody Song Title:
"This Is My School Life"
The Lyrics
Has your history project fell down?
Did you lose your lunch line place?
And somehow every answer was wrong
And teachers don't understand you
Did you ever skip class all day
Did ya lock yourself in the bathroom
With the music turned so low down
That no one hears your Gameboy?
No you don't know what it's like
When you can't get a question right
You don't know what it's like
To live like me
To fall down, to get bossed
Locked in the classroom in the dark
To get failed when grades are down
To be on the edge of passing out
And sleeping in Comp Class
No you don't know what it's like
This is my school life
Did your bus hit a baby elk?
In your yearbook were you left out?
Are you desperate to skid the floor
Before this class is over
Are you reading a book you hate
Are you sick of all the preps around
With their slutty smiles
And bitchy lies
And your paper cuts got you bleeding
No you don't know what it's like
When the nice teacher is on strike
You don't know what it's ike
To go to school with me
To be cursed, to feel joshed
To sit next to the guy who farts
To kick the ball and fall down
To hate your hometown
To be on the edge of kicking ass
And always be the last
No you don't know what it's like
This is my school life
No one ever spit in your face
And no one put a sign on your back
But, surprisingly, I'm happy
Cuz I'm not pregnant
Like that prep in Calculus A
No one stole the ONE GUY you wanted
The preps don't have to work
It's always there
You don't know what it's like
What it's like
To be scorned, to be ignored
Because you have better grade scores
To hear them hiding out
Smoking pot in the bathroom
No you don't know what it's like
This is my school life
This is my school life
This is my school life...
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