-> "Pound Song"
Original Song Title:
"Thong Song"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Pound Song"
Parody Written by:
Cinnamon DiCaprio
The Lyrics
Ooh! That dress looks small on you.
Looks like you put on another pound or two.
So you're shakin' that thing like you're all that
Take a look at yourself cuz' you're all fat
Uh.
You like to eat at the ice cream shops
And you cruise to the mall for some dippin' dots
Not too much food cuz' your cheeks will pop
I really hate it when you bend over
Chorus:
She had a big ol' butt, butt, butt
Thighs like a truck, truck, truck
Please don't burst your guts, guts, guts,
I think I'll sing it again
She had a big ol' butt, butt, butt
Thighs like a truck, truck, truck
Please don't wear your thong,
Baby, that thong, th, thong, thong, thong
I hate it when the beat goes dun-dun-dun
Cuz' then it makes your booty go dun-dun-dun
Baby, that thong, th, thong, thong, thong
Ooh! Your butt's gigantuine
And I know another fella' would stand for it
It's like a wreckin' ball
So big and round
If I get too close it might knock me down
Uh
It's hard to find a vacation spot
Don't let her on the beach
This girl ain't hot
Oh no! She' on the beach
And she should be stopped
Cuz' she was tryin' to tan all over
ChorusX2
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