Transvestite, fancy raves and rants.
Everything in his bod that a man could ever want.
He got a boob job bigger than a girl could ever allow.
I still watch his show now.
Ugly people on the hosts chair on TV.
Elton John and some others who are really gay.
Fame and Fortune still can't find, just a horny guy with huge guns big-time.

Though it seems the're good shows on MTV.
All the gay guys are weird fools.
All of the women, the big boob jobs, and the nut jobs don't it from Ru.
I can change the channel on my TV. But I can hope that I will see.
Without RuPaul my life is incomplete.

He calls Elton cute, and his wacked up lingerie.
Girl, I just remember it just like it was on yesterday.
On Thursday he told me that he wasn't a woman, I was sures that I wasn't one.
It's been a year, winner is him, it's RuPaul.
But he won the drag award, he's livin', havin' a ball.
If I was in his child-time, to see if it's real, and no pantomime.

Though it seems the're good shows on MTV.
All the gay guys are weird fools.
All of the women, the big boob jobs, and the nut jobs don't it from Ru.
I can change the channel on my TV. But I can hope that I will see.
Without RuPaul my life is incomplete.

I just can't help lovin' Ru.
But I can tell you I am not gay.
I'd give anything or everything, to hear you say, that he's a she.

Though it seems the're good shows on MTV.
All the gay guys are weird fools.
All of the women, the big boob jobs, and the nut jobs don't it from Ru.
I can change the channel on my TV. But I can hope that I will see.
Without RuPaul my life is incomplete.
Though it seems the're good shows on MTV.
All the gay guys are weird fools.
All of the women, the big boob jobs, and the nut jobs don't it from Ru.
I can change the channel on my TV. But I can hope that I will see.
Without RuPaul my life is incomplete.
Complete.
Without RuPaul my life is incomplete.