Song Parodies -> "Saucer"

Original Song Title:

"Monster"

Original Performer:

"Saucer"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

One man. Alone. Determined to prove that he was probed by little green men. Doesn't quite look sane in doing so. Enjoy!

I never thought I'd see
Little men who are green
And I just did but I need to prove it
Nobody believes me
They think I'm cra-azy
I haven't flipped, I'm quite far from stupid

No, I'm not trippin' balls
You don't need to make a call
To the guys with the white long-sleeved jackets
I'm telling you, my friend
Got abducted by green men
Proof that there's life outside this dull blue planet
Trust me, friend

No, this is not bullshit
The truth's what I'm speakin'
Little green men in their big flying saucer
Me they chose to abduct
And did things to my butt
Please help me, friend, prove I was on a saucer
I, I was on a saucer
Find, find proof of the saucer

Come watch the crops with me
Watch them make circles, please
Or follow cows, wait til they're abducted
Government can't find out
That I know ET has come down
Just you and me, pal, see if they've got Elvis
Come on, Fred

I'm not some crazy hick
I know what those ALFs did
Took me aboard their big-ass flying saucer
Help me find proof, my bud
Gonna have to stay up
All night until we find that flying saucer
They had such clammy skin
Four eyes and tails that whip
I will not rest til I find that damn saucer
Find, find that flyin' saucer
Fry, fry those on that saucer

They found me in the park
Took me when it was dark
They did weird things to me
Got way too damn close to my arse
You gotta believe me
Track these alien creeps
Watch the skys until you see
Flying saucers

I'm not a lunatic
Today I passed this chip
Out from the hole that got probed on that saucer
I know it smells like dung
Cause of where it came from
Doesn't it prove that I was on a saucer?
Not mad, well, just a bit
Angry cause of those gits
Who laugh at me when I talk 'bout the saucers
Gonna prove to them all
That I'm not high as balls
When we both find proof of that flying saucer

Find, find that flying saucer
Fry, fry those on that saucer
Lies, lies ain't what I told ya
My, my, is that a tail, brah?

And then Fred was the aliens. Or something.

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Timmy1000 - July 17, 2014 - Report this comment

Great choice of O/S song for this one and well done. At least the chip came out.

Meridaoc - July 17, 2014 - Report this comment

Maybe you were just on the sauce?. Fave line: "And did things to my butt." Hey, I'll give you 5s just for using the word "gits".

Peregrin - July 18, 2014 - Report this comment

Hi Conq. Really enjoyed this, it makes me reminisce of a number of similarly themed M&P parodies. I really found the 'passing a chip' line amusing :)

Max Power - July 30, 2014 - Report this comment

At least you won't have to worry about him flying the plane into the spaceship.

Matthias - July 31, 2014 - Report this comment

Out of this world! This whole topic isn't alien to me (See my own take on butt-probing with "Planet of Bacteria": http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/greenday416.shtml). People haven't shamelessly plugged things in awhile. This was a great one though and reminds me of the pilot episode of South Park clevely titled "Cartman Gets An Anal Probe"

Agrimorfee - July 31, 2014 - Report this comment

I hate to be that guy again, but I didn't much enjoy this parody. Only one thing happens--the singer gets probed, and he is deperate to prove it. That's about it. I do often say "Show don't tell" in my comments--but then the graphic detail about the probe's smelly condition was rather gross.

Rob Arndt - August 01, 2014 - Report this comment

Laughable... there are stranger man-made disc craft and annulars, etc...
http://discaircraft.greyfalcon.us/World%20Disc%20Development.htm
http://discaircraft.greyfalcon.us/
http://www.laesieworks.com/ifo/index.html#lib

Abbott Skelding - August 05, 2014 - Report this comment

Not bad. I love the OS and this was a clever sub (I was originally going to do "(Burned Like A) Lobster" for this round. Funny stuff here, nice work!

Blaydeman - August 14, 2014 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I liked this. It's not your best work, but it's a solid write. The pacing was good and I thought the tone worked well with the OS. It's really hard to make this kind of music particularly hilarious. I think we all kind of struggled with it. However, I noticed a trend in this parody that bothered me a bit. You end a lot of your lines by addressing people (i.e. friend, bud, pal, etc.) You do it a lot, it kind of bothers me. When you're talking to someone you don't constantly say their name like "Joe, i was thinking...", "Joe, what are your thoughts?" "You don't like pistachios, Joe?" I don't know why, but it irks me.

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