-> "Loser '03"
Original Song Title:
"All Star"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Loser '03"
The Lyrics
some people once voted
in Palm Beach and exploded
they were not the sharpest tools in the shed
Ballots looking kinda dumb with the arrows pointing from
the candinates name to the punch out circle
well,
the crowds start coming and they dont stop coming
fed with the rules, so they start re-counting
didnt make sense to try and vote for one
didnt sound nice and didnt look dumb
so many crowds so many pleads
going up and down the streets
youll never vote if you dont go
youll never win if you cant vote
hey now,
youre the loser
get your speech out
conceede
hey now
youre the pres'dent
get a cabinet
take lead
all those re-counts got old
only democrats cannot vote
its a tuff race
and it only gets colder
awaiting it now
before we get older
but the media now begs to differ
judging by the way they praise Gore as the winner
they ice they skate is getting pretty thin
the waters getting warm, cant vote, cant swim
their man is under fire
mine is not
thats the way I voted and I like it alot
hey now,
youre the loser
get your speech out
conceede
hey now
youre the pres'dent
get a cabinet
take lead
all those re-counts got old
only democrats cannot vote
hey now,
youre the loser
get your speech out
conceede
hey now
youre the pres'dent
get a cabinet
take lead
all those re-counts got old
only democrats
if, somebody had asked
me to take this pen and last
punch out the circle of my picked candinate
Id say hey
very easy
but them liberals will get their way
and a conflict arose and it did stay
the crowds start coming and they dont stop coming
fed with the rules, so they start re-counting
didnt make sense to try and vote for one
didnt sound nice and didnt look dumb
so many crowds so many pleads
going up and down the streets
youll never vote if you dont go
youll never win if you cant vote
hey now,
youre the loser
get your speech out
conceede
hey now
youre the pres'dent
get a cabinet
take lead
all those re-counts got old
only democrats cannot vote
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