-> "Do You Like Eggs?"
Original Song Title:
"All Star"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Do You Like Eggs?"
Parody Written by:
Paco804
The Lyrics
Some body once told me an egg was gonna eat me,
Or was it the other way around,
It was looking kinda tasty,
With pepper that was salty,
And it was perfectly hot and spicey,
Well, my head starts fallin
and it don't stop fallin,
Heads to the plate
and it hits the egg eatin',
Didn't make sense not to eat for fun,
Your body gets fat but your hunger gets done,
So much to see that you can eat
so what's wrong with trying a new food,
You never eat if you don't cook
you'll never cook if you don't learn,
Hey man, I was wonderin',
Do you like eggs?
I do,
or even, maybe chicken legs,
If you wanna like,
What I do,
and all that
butter is margarine,
Only when it's made
how I like it
It's a cruel thing,
And they say it gets crueler,
They call it starvation
but there's somethin' much cooler
cause even when it's toxicated
the egg is really too much overated
the stuff we eat, is gettin kinda lame
and last time I knew it was in the Hall of Fame
My egg's on fire, How 'bout yours?
That's the way I like it cause it never gets cold
Hey man, I was wonderin',
Do you like eggs?
I do,
or even, maybe chicken legs,
If you wanna like,
What I do,
and all that
butter is margarine,
Only when it's made
how I like it
(musical interlude)
Hey man, I was wonderin',
Do you like eggs?
I do,
or even, maybe chicken legs,
If you wanna like,
What I do,
and all that
butter is margarine,
Only when it's made...
Somebody once asked could you spare the eggy mass,
I need to get myself away from that smell,
I said, "nope,
You can just hope,
That someday you'll appreciate the yoak
And we can all use a little white....
Well, my head starts fallin
and it don't stop fallin,
Heads to the plate
and it hits the egg eatin',
Didn't make sense not to eat for fun,
Your body gets fat but your hunger gets done,
So much to see that you can eat
so what's wrong with trying a new food,
You never eat if you don't cook
you'll never cook if you don't learn,
Hey man, I was wonderin',
Do you like eggs?
I do,
or even, maybe chicken legs,
If you wanna like,
What I do,
and all that
butter is margarine,
Only when it's made
how I like it
and all that
butter is margarine,
Only when it's made
how I like it
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How Funny: | 3.9 | |
Overall Rating: | 3.7 | |
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Total Votes: | 84 |
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