Somebody once told me to watch out for Lord Voldy
He ain't exactly all fully dead.
The last time I saw the bum he was lookin' kind of glum
On the back of Professor Quirrel's forehead.

Well, the car starts flying then it just starts falling
Smashed the Whomping Willow and we hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to leave with Ron
Got a detention but at least we had fun

So much to do, so much to see
When you're lying in Knockturn Alley
But Malfoy and his daddy might show
Hide in a cabinet so they won't know

Hey now, you're a Potter, puts your specs on, go play
Hey now, you're a Potter, save the world now, have fame
The Snitch that glitters is gold
But being the hero's getting old

It's a weird school, and they say it gets weirder
The snake starts talkin' but only I can hear her
And the rest of the kids think it's creepy
They think I'm the heir and that I attacked Creevy.

And I see Snape's patience getting thin
Every time Lockheart gives him that grin
I wish someone else could fight the Dark Lord
But I guess the upside is I'll never get bored

Hey now, you're a Potter, get your broomstick, go play
Hey now, you're a Potter, think you just might get laid
The Snitch that glitters is gold
But being the hero

Tom Riddle once asked how I escaped in the past
He needs to get himself a brand new face
I said Tom, go shag yourself,
you must be cracked to ask me for help
and then he sicced on me a giant snaaaaaake

Well, the basilisk's coming and it won't stop coming
squinched up my eyes and I hit the ground running
Sorting Hat was of some use for once
The sword was nice but my arm got munched
So much for you, so much for me
Oh wait, I'm getting saved by the birdie
Never knew a phoenix could tow
A man and three kids up a hole

Hey now, you're a Potter, puts your specs on, go play
Hey now, you're a Potter, save the world now, have fame
The Snitch that glitters is gold
But being the hero's getting old
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