-> "Wizard (Harry Potter)"
Original Song Title:
"All Star"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Wizard (Harry Potter)"
The Lyrics
Somebody once told me "Hey, Harry, you're a wizard
ever wonder 'bout that scar on your head?"
It was looking kinda odd in the middle of my skull
In the shape of thunderbolt on my forehead
Well, the years keep passin' and they don't stop comin'
Voldemort's back I but don't bother runnin'
Doesn't make sense not to have some fun
Hangin' with best buds Hermione and Ron
Quidditch to play, some spells to cast
So come on guys, let's go to Hogsmeade
You never know if you don't go
No polyjuice if you don't show
Hey now, I'm a wizard
Mount your broomstick, go play
Hey now, Hey Hermione, put your books down, go play
All that glittering gold,
I inherited it all, from my folks
It's a cool place, but they say it gets darker
Hogwarts school, crawling with the dementors
But the Patronus curse begs to differ
Judging by the man in the moving picture
Professor Snape's, a bit of a jerk
McGonagalls quite stern, but I know it's for good
My scar's on fire, how 'bout yours,
But Dumbledore's around so I never get bored
Now, my friend's start dyin' and they don't stop dyin'
Voldemort's cronies, they just keep on comin',
Gotta face him, there's no need to run,
But until then gonna have some fun,
More spells to cast, much more to learn
But until then let's go to Hogsmeade
Hey Dumbledore, come on and go
No butterbeer if we don't go
Hey now, I'm a wizard
Mount your broomstick, go play
Hey now, Hey Ron Weasley, put your wand down, go play
All that glittering gold,
I inherited it all...
Ron Weasley once asked me "Stay at my house this summer"
I need to get myself away from the Dursleys
I said yeah, I like the concept
I could use a little fun myself
I prefer a little taste of the strange
Well, the last year's comin', yeah real fast it's comin'
Voldy must die so I'll hit the ground runnin',
In between that time to have some fun,
Doesn't make sense not to live for fun
Some risks to take, friends to avenge
But I still got Ron and Hermione
You never know if you don't go
Drink butterbeer and then let's go
Hey now, I'm a wizard
Mount your broomstick, go play
Hey now, Hey there Hagrid, quit your bawling, go play
All that glittering gold,
I inherited it all, from my folks
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