Fazetto,johnzetto its the snizzledeghetto
with the Ghetto J-0 - H-to the fizzle-N-izzle!
...(GHETTO! GHETTO!)
...A-vote for this (GHETTO! GHETTO!)
...Hehe, yeah, B- vote for this(GHETTO! GHETTO!)
...Ahaha, C-vote for this(GHETTO! GHETTO!)

[Verse 1]
May, June, who you gonna chew cuz?
Ghettos rollin in with that homey named chuck
And I still like my burgers greased
I still make parodies, stepped in dog crap with my feet
G-H -E to the double-O-T, and, biggest John of 'em all
so scratch your fleas,
and since I got time to drink moutain dew, I guess I must
and give it to you stinkin truckers like a bum-on a bus
I always stack the deck, but in God we trust
And cant none of yall, write like us
were the Dumb Guys With Parodies and we are thinkin wisely
us fellas are contagious, just ask Ron Presley
(What the heckis goin on? Someone's votin for songs)
G-H -E to the double-O-T
Get in, where you fit in... follow me

[Chorus]
Whos the man with those laughs? (Ghetto! Ghetto!)
Who keeps the stains on his pants? (Ghetto! Ghetto!)
The names Ghetto, burbs i cant stand (Ghetto! Ghetto!)
Still keep the parodies in hand (Ghetto! Ghetto!)

[Verse 2]
I vote for S.T.G, and i always vote for Xander
Here to annihilate you serious bustas
dumb guys with parodies and all yall gotta vote for us
go eat mommas good chilly, put your plates in the washer
But I'm still writing the hits, eventhough im a hick
and all them bad votes make me sick
I aint always gonna be so funny
one time i writin' somethin, bout dancin like a bunny
singin with the bouncers, 24 ouncers
Johnny eatin BACON with a side of sour crouters
food on the counter, pop from fountains
But thats how we get anotha Ghetto John mountain
This year ill get votes from thousands
ill sing to millions and i'll drive in a falcon
listen to the Ghetto John sound, with a car fulla leaches
evacutate to the beaches

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
THREE GHETTO JOHN SONGS COMIN TO AMIRIGHT(They coming to the site?)
Yeah they comin to the site!
THREE GHETTO JOHN SONGS COMIN TO AMIRIGHT(They coming to the site?)
Yeah they comin to the site!
THREE GHETTO JOHN SONGS COMIN TO AMIRIGHT(They coming to the site?)
Yeah they comin to the site!
THREE GHETTO JOHN SONGS COMIN TO THE AMIRIGHT(They coming to the site?)
Yeah they comin to the site!

please vote and comment , it will not hate you
in the 00s message board to the parody site
They all know Ghetto cuts the grass in your lawn
Ask BIG CHUCK(yeah I vote for Ghetto John)
Yeah my songs are loaded, eatin with my fork while
Im watchin ramen cause "i love those jokes"
Cause I done wrote so much, enuff to fill your lazy butt!
When the fat feat tatta, see you guys latta'
Check up on my homies but they gave ya bad data
snickers better stop eatin'
food is so relievin', and now my girlfriends a leavin'
What I say cuz what I say is so real
Homie you don' wanna see da, steel
You dont wanna good parody, You can hear it from me!
Now thats what you should do, now what the hecks a boo?

[Chorus]
[fade out]