-> "Mum (You Are The One)"
Original Song Title:
"Run"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Mum (You Are The One)"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
A ring, one hundred diamond jewels
Ebbing feelings overflow
Like embers glowing in the light
You are the one
Your eyes are spheres of pulchritude
You're every angel's smile imbued
Soft snow-white flakes dance in your hair
Like playful deer
Light of my love
I'll kiss you as a boy
Breathing in hosanna's fearless joy
Die inside these blinding tears
Vowed devout love
Oh, please, Mum, be my wife
Don't call me a freak, I want your hand
F*** Dad off, please, divorce today
Caught in this spider web of lies
Breaks my poor heart up inside
And as this flame slowly expires
I fear adieu
Light of my love
My misted lash is moist
Every thing I had revered, destroyed
Smile and wipe my pride, it sears
Vowed devout love
But she'll shun all my cries
Why can't mother date a younger man?
Try to abate her boisterous rage
Dour, sour
You wrote a rhyme so sad
All I want's to grind your kiester, babe
Forget "bout your vows with my Dad
So hot, Mother
From out your seams I came
Can't revisit just for a few days?
Taking up on my lil' request?
Light of my love
I'll miss your love's embrace
Given in Platonic kindred ways
My true bride was my mum, yeah
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