-> "Sack Them, Soldier Boys"
Original Song Title:
"Crank Dat Soulja Boy"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Sack Them, Soldier Boys"
The Lyrics
Ah...
Soldier Boys, go get that ball
Force that fumble, get the ball
Let me tell those Soldier Boys
To Super-sack Fre-ro [Gus Frerotte]
Now while we screwed up too many yards
And how we (boo!), gave too many points
And yet we (woo!) go and get the ball
And how we (boom!) pick your shots [intercept]
Then why
Soldier Boys, go get that ball
Force that fumble, get the ball
Let you tell those Soldier boys
To Super-sack Fre-ro [Gus Frerotte]
Now while we screwed up too many yards
And how we (boo!), gave too many points
And yet we (woo!) get the ball
And how we (boom!) pick your shots [intercept]
Then why
Soldier Boys are in your (oh!)
Watch us clean up while you rot
Super-sack Fre-ro
Then we take it to the endzone crowds
Super fresh, now watch us go
Jacking up that Peters-man [Adrian Peterson]
If we can't go 80 yards
Then Orton will go and throw that thing
Now you:
I'm coming for you (I'm coming for you)
And if you win the fight
Then we'll try and match your pace
You'll catch us in the Soldiers' practice
Yes, we're tackling every day
Haters get mad 'cause
Norm'ly [normally] you get 3 points, mate
Soldier Boys, go get that ball
Force that fumble, get the ball
Let me tell those Soldier boys
To super-sack Fre-ro [Gus Frerotte]
Now while we screwed up too many yards
And how we (boo!), gave too many points
And yet we (woo!) go and get the ball
And how we (boom!) pick your shots [intercept]
Then why
Soldier Boys, go get that ball
Force that fumble, get the ball
Let me tell those Soldier boys
To super-sack Fre-ro [Gus Frerotte]
Now while we screwed up too many yards
And how we (boo!), gave too many points
And yet we (woo!) go and get the ball
And how we (boom!) pick your shots [intercept]
Then why
We got you on your toes
While we pick it off Fre-ro
Then we'll let that man, Matt Forté
He'll go take it up for sure
Haters try to be us
Soldier Boys, we're the men
They've been saying "What the heck?"
Thinking "Why the scores like that?"
Man, why we do (why we do)
That (that)
Let we tune it (let we tune it)
No, you can sack him like we
So, don't so blitz him like we
Whoa, I see you tryin' to blitz him like we
Man, you got burnt by Marty [Booker]
Soldier Boys, go get that ball
Force that fumble, get the ball
Let me tell those Soldier boys
To super-sack Fre-ro [Gus Frerotte]
Now while we screwed up too many yards
And how we (boo!), gave too many points
And yet we (woo!) go and get the ball
And how we (boom!) pick your shots [intercept]
Then why
Soldier Boys, go get that ball
Force that fumble, get the ball
Let me tell those Soldier boys
To super-sack Fre-ro [Gus Frerotte]
Now while we screwed up too many yards
And how we (boo!), gave too many points
And yet we (woo!) go and get the ball
And how we (boom!) pick your shots [intercept]
Then why
We're too slack to get Fre-ro
Why they score points on us (NO!)
Watch us get the lead back
Then go Super sack Fre-ro
Super sack Fre-ro
Pick it off Fre-ro
Strip it off Fre-ro
Super sack Fre-ro
We will fresh up on the bench
Forté, go and make them stink
Orton, bomb that bullet shot
To Olsen
And glue it
Marty
And glue it
[Rashied] Davis
And glue it
Ah...
Soldier Boys, go get that ball
Force that fumble, get the ball
Let me tell those Soldier boys
To Super-sack Fre-ro [Gus Frerotte]
Now while we screwed up too many yards
And how we (boo!), gave too many points
And yet we (woo!) go and get the ball
And how we (boom!) pick your shots [intercept]
Then why
Soldier Boys, go get that ball
Force that fumble, get the ball
Let me tell those Soldier boys
To Super-sack Fre-ro [Gus Frerotte]
Now while we screwed up too many yards
And how we (boo!), gave too many points
And yet we (woo!) go and get the ball
And how we (boom!) pick your shots [intercept]
Then why
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