-> "Crank That (Tubby Boy)"
Original Song Title:
"Crank That (Soulja Boy)"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Crank That (Tubby Boy)"
Parody Written by:
xXRedrumXx
The Lyrics
YUUU!! Tubby Boy Tell 'Em. Ay, i got this new dance for y'all called the Tubby Boy. First you gotta get some Debbie Cakes and eat from left to right. Awwwww...Yuu!
Tubby Boy up in this hoe.
Shovin' Twinkies down my throat.
Watch me crank that Tubby Boy and sumo on that hoe.
Now watch me-yuu-crank that Tubby Boy {x4} Repeat
Verse 1: Tubby Boy up in this hoe, watch me lean then watch me rock.
Sumo on that hoe, then watch me make my man boobs pop.
Super huge, my weight won't drop, jockin' on those haters, mane.
When i do that Tubby Boy, i get a Slim Fast and throw it away now YUU!
i'm eatin chicken on your bitch-ass.
You tell me to lose weight and i'll sit right on your bitch-ass.
You catch me at your local BK, eatin' Whoppers everyday.
Haters get mad 'cause i just squished their Bathin' Apes
{Repeat chorus twice}
Verse 2; I'm earthquakin' the floor, watch me sumo on that hoe.
I'ma steal all your food and i'ma eat it all, 4 sho.
Haters always hatin' Tubby Boy 'cause i'm fat.
They be lookin at my neck, sayin it's a hot dog pack.
Man, watch me do it.
Damn, where your food at?
Nope, you can't do it like me.
Hoe, 'cause you ain't jiggly
Folk, i seen you tryin to do it like me.
Fuck this, now i'm hungry.
{Repeat chorus twice}
I'm too big up in this hoe, shovin twinkies down my throat.
Watch me crank that fat bastard and sumo on that hoe.
Sumo on that hoe x4
I'm real fat up in this bitch, Soulja Boy moves way too quick.
Fat people around the world just sumo on that bitch.
Sumo on that bitch x4
Awwwwwww...yuuu!
{repeat chorus}
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