Fililpenda: Times have changed
Romans are getting worse
They just captured our queen
And the rest just fart and curse!
Maid #1: Should we blame the emperor?
Maid #2: Or their society?
Random: Or should we blame the absence of TV?
Fililpenda: No! Blame Paulinus!
All: Blame Paulinus!
Fililpenda: With his shifty beady eyes
And ugly head so full of lies
All: Blame Paulinus
Blame Paulinus
Fililpenda: We need to launch a full assault
All: It's Paulinus's fault!
Random: Don't blame me, for my son's plans
He saw their d*mn platoons
Now he's off to join their clan!
Maid #3: And my boyfriend once
Had our picture on his shelf
But yesterday he told me to $#@* myself!
Fililpenda: So, blame Paulinus
All: Blame Paulinus
Fililpenda: It seems like everything's gone wrong
Since Paulinus came along
All: Blame Paulinus
Blame Paulinus
Maid #4: He's not even a real general anyway
Cavatina: My mama's not good at trying not to be seen
So my poor sis' was captured, she's only seventeen
All: Should we blame the shackles?
Should we blame the guards?
Or should we blame that country full of retards?
Fililpenda: **** No!
All: Blame Paulinus
Blame Paulinus
Fililpenda: With their sadistic hullabaloo
Maid #1: And that sl*t Poppaea too
All: Blame Paulinus
Blame Paulinus
For: His *ss we must trash
His balls we must bash
His sadistic fun must all be undone
We gon' blame him and cause a fuss
And no-one will think of blaming
Us!