I used to think u were so great
used to think you were fine
but then i saw you in tesco
and i have changed me mind

i aint tripping im just missing
You so need a facelift, u know what i mean?

You try to make yourself look nice
you try to look so good
it really isnt damn working
so leave it all behind

i aint tripping, im just missing
You now need a nose job, u know what i mean? yeah

Every now and then when im all alone,
you scare me by putting your face up at the window
Think you will impress, but you never do
I think ur a sad fool, u need to get a life

i think ure such a foooooooooooool.

i cant take it, but really i cant miss it
Your so UGLY, you really cant admit it
and i cant look at you coz it will make me faint

You were a Blinger, now your a Minger...
i really really must say this... its right
Your a damn weird sight!

Now you make all the kiddies cry
and its really no fair
i tryed to give u hints and tips,
Why are you an ugly minger?

i aint tripping im just missing
you so need a nose job
you know what i mean?

Every now and then when im all alone,
you scare me by putting your face up at the window
Think you will impress, but you never do
I think ur a sad fool

i cant take it, but really i cant miss it
Your so UGLY, you really cant admit it
and i cant look at you coz it will make me faint

You were a Blinger, now your a Minger...
i really really must say this... its right
Your a damn weird sight!