-> "I'm Not Missing The Store (Delivery Service)"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Not Missing You"
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Not Missing The Store (Delivery Service)"
The Lyrics
I'm missing my food
I always held back when it came down to my food relationships
I didn't know what I was missing or why I listened when I told myself don't eat it
Here it go, went to far again
Cause of my unhealthy appetite
Now that the cake it gone,
What else could there be, beside the milk?
I made a promise never to eat chocolate, why didn't I keep it?
Cause I got a heart break from the drinking and eating, I was fooling around
But I'm not missing the store
I ain't going through distance pain now
Hoping the food would call me
Cause I had to run the errands
You might have had my mouth opened
But I must be calling because
I've got food to do
I know I used to eat a lot
I used to hate to go to the store again
This time it's differend,
There is not even a distance
Cause I'm calling delivery service
It's a shame in a way cause I feel like I will not
Burn those calories ever again
Will I ever go outside, see fresh air in front of my face - no!
When my true love is here with me?
Or would I go on the search again
When I know what there is no end for me?
Cause this chocolate cake kept on hurting me
I made a promise never to eat chocolate, why didn't I keep it?
Cause I got a heart break from the drinking and eating, I was fooling around
And I'm missing the food....
I am not going through the hunger
Hoping the food would call me
Cause I had to run the errands
You might have had my mouth opened
But I must be calling because
I've got food to do
I know I used to eat a lot
I used to hate to go to the store again
This time it's differend,
There is not even a distance
Cause I'm calling delivery service
I am not going through long-distance pain
Hoping the food would call me
Cause I had to run the errands
You might have had my mouth opened
But I must be calling because
I've got food to do
I know I used to eat a lot
I used to hate to go to the store again
This time it's differend,
There is not even a distance
Cause I'm calling delivery service
No I can't go to the store,
Cause I'm scared I will fall in love
With all the food again
I can't go on like that my whole life
I'm missing out on the food I could eat
Foods good when it's fried
Bad when it's left in your memory without access
I guess my my best friends are now next to someone
And that's food
So I'm not missing the store
I am going through long-distance pain now
Hoping the food would call me (I don't have to)
Cause I had to run the errands
You might have had my mouth opened
But I must be calling because
I've got food to do
I know I used to eat a lot
I used to hate to go to the store again
This time ... differend,
There is not even a distance
Cause I'm calling delivery service
I can never stop,
Eat till the last day of my life
I'm not missing the store
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