Woke up on Sunday morning, Had nothing much to do,
Was working on my project, And I was almost through,
But the paper was ripping, And I ran out of tape,
So I started glueing, All over the place,
Yeah, it glued just fine,
Till I moved my hand,
It wouldn't budge, And I really didn't understand,
Took a closer look,
I had glued it on,
And all my friends were gone,
There's nothing I can do,
I'm stuck on glue.

I can't take it,
Been stuck here for an hour,
I want to break it,
But I don't have much power,
I'm irritated,
Can't even take a shower,
My hand's glued, To the floor,
This is such a bore,
It's true,
I'm stuck on glue,

I'd get my neighbor to help me, But she is not at home,
I'd call the firefighters, But I cannot reach the phone,

I can't take it, Cause now my foot's asleep,
I sit here praying, Oh, God, please help me,

My hand's glued, To the floor,
This is such a bore,
It's true,
I'm stuck on glue!