If someone else showed you some lays
Would you make the bag get clear
No food is ever unclaimed
Whenever you are here
If it fell off a bridge
Would you eat it off the ground?
Even though you might gain
A little bit of pounds

Chocolate is bad when it melts
So noone puts it in themself
Not everything's meant to be
Eaten off a plate
When people see your face turn blue
They know what you're about to do
You drank ten bowls of root beer
times 2

So you use a couple tubes
What a strange way to eat food
And you always change your clock
So dinnertime never ends
And you blindly use your knife
Cut everything on this earth
Then shove it in your mouth
You take up way too much earth

Chocolate is bad when it melts
So noone shove it in themself
But you do you just eat it
And act like it tastes great
When people saw your turds they knew
The things that you normally do
I have food 3 times a day
What about you?

Now please don't steal a fence
From the neighbors yard its rude
But I guess you will do
Anything to get some more food