The lights are on, but the water's off
'cause you "forgot" to pay them both
Now, this place smells like cum, farts and beer
and seeing a friend's face is now what you fear

Sometimes when you're out of soap, the way to take a bath's unclear
but when the water's turned off, that's when bathtime disapears
Are you afraid they'll think you stink, oh, in spite of the potpouri
or are you hiding 'cause you are really stinky

You make a face, to fart brings pain
it's gonna kill if you don't bathe someday
You wanna cry, 'cause you're a goof
'cause you bought porn, instead of paying what's due

The beans that you're eating won't help your conditions
why must hot porno be so addictive
Your nostrils, in protest, are now start to closing
your stinking ass sure needs a good hosing
You'd give anything just to make that damn payment
whatever it took, 'cause you smell like old bacon
The same porn you're thinking might make you feel better
is the same porn that you know what got you here