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Song Parodies -> "Freestyle Crappin' (Dropping Bombs on Celebs)"
Original Song Title:
"Freestyle Rappin'"
Original Performer:
Static
Parody Song Title:
"Freestyle Crappin' (Dropping Bombs on Celebs)"
Parody Written by:
Static
The Lyrics
Yo. I can't rap, but what the hell. I had to say something bad about Eminem.
These people, don't make me tell you what I think of them
Why does Timothy McVeigh look just like Eminem?
These celebrities, please, all their problems and gripes
I bet that half of the guys have at least two wives
All these people are doing is ruining the world
Supposed to be role models, but they act like a turd
So they freestyle their lies, try to cover it up
But the actions that they do, once just ain't enough
Like that Michael Jackson guy, he's guilty of pedophilia
If you'll even go near him, he's gonna kiss and feel ya
You really can't use a real song to describe these people
Even songs that you hate don't deserve all that evil
So just listen up quick, listen to me please
All the problems in the world start with celebrities.
Why does Timothy McVeigh look just like Eminem?
These celebrities, please, all their problems and gripes
I bet that half of the guys have at least two wives
All these people are doing is ruining the world
Supposed to be role models, but they act like a turd
So they freestyle their lies, try to cover it up
But the actions that they do, once just ain't enough
Like that Michael Jackson guy, he's guilty of pedophilia
If you'll even go near him, he's gonna kiss and feel ya
You really can't use a real song to describe these people
Even songs that you hate don't deserve all that evil
So just listen up quick, listen to me please
All the problems in the world start with celebrities.
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The original was performed by an artist called Static?
No, I did a freestyle rap once, and this is another.
So you're parodying your own work? If that's the case, we can't vote since we don't know the original. :(
It's just a freestyle rap. Just judge it by, uh... how many syllables are in each line? I don't know. You got me. Oh, and there is a band called Static-X, and a Static Records (in Detroit)...
No, wait... judge it just by its content.
Oh yeah, who are you?
LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER!!!
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