I ate some sawdust on the bus today
It tasted better than when I ate hay
Tastes like protein cookies, which really stink
When I put it in my mouth I knew I needed a drink

You might think this is lies all moshed
But I used half a bottle of cheesy mouthwash
Here's a problem, I ate too much
Splinters-none, maybe if I touch...

GOD THAT FEELS BAD!!!
Eating that, I'm in denial
Feels a lot like fresh made bile
There's my missing piece of lead
Dump it out, maybe on someone's head

I've alienated everyone on the bus
The driver doesn't see me, so he's not in disgust
I hope this luge doesn't hit someone's head
Because if it did then I would be dead

Tried Listerine, I've tried Crest
Can't believe this stuff is floating in my chest
It's so vile, spit it out fast
Oh my god I am a jackass

GOD THAT FEELS BAD!!!
Filings off a homemade drag car
Stupid as a drunk in a bar
I think that I will be ill
Oh my god, I need a frickin' pill

I ate some sawdust on the bus today
Now that's my nickname and I'm in dismay
Here's some advice, don't do things so obscene
As for half of these words-I don't know what they mean
I don't know what they mean
I really badly need a thesaurus
And how are you doing today?