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Song Parodies -> "Cubs' Disaster"
Original Song Title:
"Shot of Laughter"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Sugar Ray
Parody Song Title:
"Cubs' Disaster"
Parody Written by:
Jeremy Otto
The Lyrics
This one goes out to all fellow diehard (and I do mean diehard) Cubs fans
Bummer
Bummer
Bummer
What an endless bummer
Every season it's always the same
The Cubs have their moments, but not every game
Slipped up by Septmber, they drop to third place
Wake up from their stupor, or bye playoff race
When you got no chance to win
All you say is "wait 'til next year" again
There's one thing Cubbie fans know
Chorus:
I say World Series is a dream Cubs fans always seize
It's not as easy as it seems
I'd like to say "Harry Carey, may you rest in peace"
And buy Cubs fans another drink
Bummer
Oh what an endless bummer
It's a bummer
What an endless bummer
I always thought I'd say our pitching staff's good
But after injuries to Prior and Wood...
It's only mid July but I'm afraid that this fall
There's one thing Cubbie fans know
(Chorus)
Bummer
Oh what an endless bummer
It's a bummer
Oh what an endless bummer
(Chorus)
When you got no superstar pro
Except Derrek Lee your ace Zambrano
There's one thing Cubbie fans know
(Chorus)
Bummer
What an endless bummer
It's a bummer
Oh what an endless bummer, bummer
When you got no chance to win
All you say is "wait 'til next year" again
There's one thing Cubbie fans know
Bummer
Just another bummer
It's a bummer
Oh what an endless bummer, bummer
Bummer
Bummer
What an endless bummer
Every season it's always the same
The Cubs have their moments, but not every game
Slipped up by Septmber, they drop to third place
Wake up from their stupor, or bye playoff race
When you got no chance to win
All you say is "wait 'til next year" again
There's one thing Cubbie fans know
Chorus:
I say World Series is a dream Cubs fans always seize
It's not as easy as it seems
I'd like to say "Harry Carey, may you rest in peace"
And buy Cubs fans another drink
Bummer
Oh what an endless bummer
It's a bummer
What an endless bummer
I always thought I'd say our pitching staff's good
But after injuries to Prior and Wood...
It's only mid July but I'm afraid that this fall
There's one thing Cubbie fans know
(Chorus)
Bummer
Oh what an endless bummer
It's a bummer
Oh what an endless bummer
(Chorus)
When you got no superstar pro
Except Derrek Lee your ace Zambrano
There's one thing Cubbie fans know
(Chorus)
Bummer
What an endless bummer
It's a bummer
Oh what an endless bummer, bummer
When you got no chance to win
All you say is "wait 'til next year" again
There's one thing Cubbie fans know
Bummer
Just another bummer
It's a bummer
Oh what an endless bummer, bummer
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DKTOS, but the last time the Cubs won the Pennant was when Sugar Ray first won the welterweight title. Robinson, not Leonard.
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