What's the difference,
of never pooing at all, when
each poo I take is always so small
maybe its just something I can't admit,
but lately, I feel like I cant take a shit

Constipation, such an aggrivation,
haemorrhoid pills, don't know how to take them,
diareah, getting hard to fake it
Constipation's never what you wanna contract

What's the point in, never making mistakes,
toilet trips are, such a hard habit to break,
they're just a waste of time in the end,
Can't go-so why should I even pretend?


Constipation, such an aggrivation,
haemorrhoid pills, don't know how to take them,
diareah, getting hard to fake it
Constipation's never what you wanna contract

Can't depend, on bowels to the end
it feels like taking number 2's is just one
of the stupid daily things I never did!


Constipation, such an aggrivation,
haemorrhoid pills, don't know how to take them,
diareah, getting hard to fake it
Constipation's never what you wanna contract

Never what you wanna contract
Never what you wanna contract.