My teachers think i'm ugly
Yet my mommy thinks i'm cute
What such lame crap but I don't give a hoot.
As a kid, swore I did
And I was stoned on cocaine
I was screwed for two whole weeks with no one to blame

Well I was feeling low for a very long time now
I was drinkin at a bar until closing time now.
My girlfriend that I boned,
Is also Fu***ng stoned
The drug money I have is mostly loaned

I don't wanna waste my dosh
Spending it on crack and mostly cannabis
Almost got caught by the cops thinkin
I should really stop trying to live just like all this.

Because I Was
Skint all the week
Got done by the beak
But the jailers Made me go cos i gave them too much cheek
Heavy shackles and work shops is how I had lived
For too whole Fu***ng years I was stuck with thicko spivs

Cos I got bloody stoned just too Fu***ng often
I was lucky after that Cos I was let off then
Its only my concern
My dealer and in turn
This I probably will never learn

I don't wanna waste my dosh
Spending it on crack and mostly cannabis
Almost got caught by the cops thinkin
I should really stop trying to live just like all this.

Don't count on me, to get you a joint,
Don't count on me, you're missing the point,
Don't count on me, cos butt you'll be kissing,
Don't count on me, Cos I ain't listening!

I don't wanna waste my dosh
Spending it on crack and mostly cannabis
Almost got caught by the cops thinkin
I should really stop trying to live just like all this.


I don't wanna waste my dosh
Spending it on crack and mostly cannabis
Almost got caught by the cops thinkin
I should really stop trying to live just like all this.