{S.T.G.}
Cruisin' in a Chevy, like a messed up el gringo.
Then I'm haning out the side, crashed into a Camino.
As a kid, my old biz, no one else knew my name.
Then I took my Chevy, now banned from 49 states..

{DarkJon64}
Now I know it's kind of cool to leave the town after high school
Tons of driving, only taking stops when we had to
we went across the states, and stopped at tons of lakes
I'm sick of eating lunchables all day

We've been in here a long long time
With a broken radio, and there's no AC
We'll pay a huge huge fine
If we let the steering wheel go near STG
Now slow down

{Junior}
Benz, Dodge, Dupont,
Know us at all don't drive Explorers at all.
But what would you expect {duh} the Firestone recall.
Mercedes and Chevys it's how we were raised.
Goodyear and Nissan were the gods that we praised.

{DarkJon64}
Cause when I go out driving I will stay in my lane man,
but getting cut of well you know it makes me insane then,
It's none of your concern, I'll just make a U-turn,
And send the bastard right into the curb.

We've been in here a long long time
With a broken radio, and there's no AC
We'll pay a huge huge fine
If we let the steering wheel go near STG
Now slow down.

{S.T.G.}
Don't count on me, to drive cuz' I'll crash.
Don't count on me, or It'll be smashed.
Don't count on me, you corny little prissy.
Don't count on me, cause I am not a sissy.

{DarkJon64}
Well, I drive a no-good sick 80's purple-ass van,
Lunches packed and I don't give a shit where I'm goin'.

{S.T.G.}
You'll be sittin' in the back eatin' a cinnamuffin.
But this song don't make sense, cuz' of all the buds we be huffing.

{Junior}
Then if the engine breaks you'll be ringing off the hook.
You're on the hit list, wanted in the Ford recall book.

{DarkJon64}
I like nice air conditioned, A built-in discman
My awesome dream car has automatic transmission...

We've been in here a long long time
With a broken radio, and there's no AC
We'll pay a huge huge fine
If we let the steering wheel go near STG
Now slow down.

Long long time with them
Can't beleive that there's no AC
Long long time with them
Don't give the keys to STG.
And slow down.