So am I, still eating
Even though I am dieting
Can't find a, good Riesen
Or health food to believe in

Drop dead, Is what I'll do now
Your Nerds are like a bait in hand
You can't take (my) Sweet Sensations, unless I
Get morphed by mutation
These thighs, have seen no Judo
Just sighs, and more plates of food, oh
So tell me, what would you eat
I say I'm announcing de(feat)

So I am, still eating
Even though I'm dieting
Can't find a, good Resin
Or health food to believe in

Cardio, and aerobics training
I'm the only with a hundred pound spine
Out of step, have ragged breathing
So who's gonna stop my eating
How far, will I take this
When I can't, see my feet, Tish
So tell me, what would you eat
I say i'm announcing de(feat)

So am I, still eating
Even though I am dieting
Can't find a, good Resin
Can't find health food to believe
This, can't, last forever
Time, won't, make me thinner
I, feel so fatty, can't help but see
And no one knows
if this diet, will work, for me! (so!)

What have, I done
My thinness can't be won
These chins, they will,
Will multiply with every meal...

So am I, still eating
Even though I am dieting
Can't find a, good Resin,
Can't find food to believe---
So am I, still eating
Even though I am dieting
Can't find a, good Resin,
Or health food to believe!