-> "Blind Dating"
Original Song Title:
"Still Waiting"
Parody Song Title:
"Blind Dating"
Parody Written by:
Ghetto John & Shelly Gal
The Lyrics
they say that pimpin' aint easy, but then again, blind dating isnt a walk in the park either, any way this is our first parody together, and i flat out love it. Peace --- Ghetto John & Shelly Gal
[Chorus:]
why are we blind dating
our matchmaker we're just hating
cant find a good woman
and Shell cant find a good man
[Ghetto John]
drop dead
is what my last date said
that girl made me a broken man
wont date the girls of our nation
i like the girls who are Asian
[ShellyGal]
These eyes
Have seen no decent men
Just guys, that have a nasty scent, man
Tell me what should I do
I'm tired of scrubs, are you?
[Chorus:]
why are we blind dating
our matchmaker we're just hating
cant find a good woman
and Shell cant find a good man
[Ghetto John]
friday nights
at karaoke
We're the first ones to jump in line
Outta tune is how she was singing
hit in my head, now im bleeding
[Shelly Gal]
How bad
Is my fate
It's not easy to have a good blind date
I'm tellin' you, this ain't fun
I'd say it's time, to run
[Chorus]
why are we blind dating
our matchmaker we're just hating
cant find a good woman
and Shell cant find a good man
[Ghetto John]
i cant wait forever
God, send someone better
im always alone
got dusty shelves
all my dates blow
and they are worthless to me so
[Shelly Gal]
What have you done
Settin' me up with Frankenstein's son
This can't be real
I don't know what to feel now
[Chorus]
why are we blind dating
our matchmaker we're just hating
cant find a good woman
and Shell cant find a good man
[Shelly Gal]
So why am I, blind dating
My matchmaker I'm just hating
[Ghetto John]
im going spring breaking
to find a girl for me
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