-> "Teacher Vs. Student"
Original Song Title:
"Still Waiting"
Parody Song Title:
"Teacher Vs. Student"
Parody Written by:
Infectedlildude
The Lyrics
teacher:
so are you
still reading
stop and ill teach you seeding
now please dont start teasing
the kid kid whos always sneezing
kid:
ddrop dead!
a bullet in your head
your words are just a bunch of $h!t
you cant change all of my opinions
about guys with stupid creations
your thighs are bigger than hercules
teacher:
come guys ill read you a fiction
now tell me what do you think
about a flower
thats pink
(chorus)
now why are
we waiting
lets start a club with debating
can you find a reason
to not want to learn about ceasar
kid:
youre ignorant!
you dont understand things
how come you always make me last in line
teacher:
step to the left and go to detention!
i dont want to hear your screaming
how far will you take this
how come you dont like density and thickness
kid:
now tell me what would you say
if i told you to
f*** away
teacher:
now why are
we waiting
lets start a club with debating
can you find a reason
to not want to learn about ceasar
kids:
this cant last forever
college then comes something better
i want to get stoned
and teach myself
all this is useless to me
to me
to me
now why are
we waiting
lets start a club with debating
can you find a reason
to not want to learn about ceasar
kid:
teach me
'bout guns
all this stuff isnt fun
teacher:
this cant be real
how come this doesnt appeal
to you or your comrads
how come my work is so bad
is there a good reason
not to just love that jefferson
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